Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Living the Moment!
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Mishaps of a Sanfuur
Sanfuur
is a derogatory term given to university freshman. According to
Jordan's paradigm, Sanfuur-Hood is characterized by naive thoughts and
silly questions. The drivel comments that are usually made by sanfuurs
are looked upon with pity and the clever remarks they come up with are
intentionally neglected and if the sanfuur insists on his idea he is
scornfully frowned upon. I once heard the word "sanfuur" traces its
origins back to some cartoon show.
A Somali proverb goes "Geel laba
Jir soo wada mar" which loosely translates to "every camel was once a
suckling" 5 years ago, I myself - the senior – was a sanfuur, I was at
the very bottom of the food chain, luckily I was one of the few sanfuurs
that survived with no circulating funny anecdotes o
f their sanfuur-hood, How was that possible , well ""The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."~Einstein
We have many friends with riposte tales, Start with Hassan who fell for
the cliché of "Fadal macaana"(فضل معانا) and followed our Omani
neighbors ,with their bewilderment they served him a cold tea from the
night before. On another occasion with the company of Mohamoud they went
to the grocery store and they fell for another cliché "Khaliiha
caleena"(خليها علينا) and they left without paying for what they have
purchased.
But Kainun
tops them all; He 'borrowed' a spoon from university, rubbed on a
girl's hair with the watch of her mother and briefly stole a water
bottle from some lady in the university cafeteria and many others. For a
complete year I thought falafel contained meat Hence I was known to
ingest and even gobble large quantities of falafel.
There are
other apocryphal stories with anonymous protagonists like the guys who
went to buy food seasonings (بهارات) and they didn't know what it was
called therefore they went all the way to literally draw food seasonings
on a piece of paper for the shopkeeper. How would you draw Seasonings!
it beats me...
There are two ways to survive sanfuur-hood,
first by being an obedient lackey "dhiidh" or by being fiercely
independent anarchist and never hang around other sanfuurs, in order to
prevail you should rub shoulders with the elite. Another important trick
is to never ever share your mishaps with anyone "Hadal intuu afkaaga ku
jiro ayuu amaano yahay" "thy words are yours, till you open thy
mouth". ...
We have many friends with riposte tales, Start with Hassan who fell for the cliché of "Fadal macaana"(فضل معانا) and followed our Omani neighbors ,with their bewilderment they served him a cold tea from the night before. On another occasion with the company of Mohamoud they went to the grocery store and they fell for another cliché "Khaliiha caleena"(خليها علينا) and they left without paying for what they have purchased.
But Kainun tops them all; He 'borrowed' a spoon from university, rubbed on a girl's hair with the watch of her mother and briefly stole a water bottle from some lady in the university cafeteria and many others. For a complete year I thought falafel contained meat Hence I was known to ingest and even gobble large quantities of falafel.
There are other apocryphal stories with anonymous protagonists like the guys who went to buy food seasonings (بهارات) and they didn't know what it was called therefore they went all the way to literally draw food seasonings on a piece of paper for the shopkeeper. How would you draw Seasonings! it beats me...
There are two ways to survive sanfuur-hood, first by being an obedient lackey "dhiidh" or by being fiercely independent anarchist and never hang around other sanfuurs, in order to prevail you should rub shoulders with the elite. Another important trick is to never ever share your mishaps with anyone "Hadal intuu afkaaga ku jiro ayuu amaano yahay" "thy words are yours, till you open thy mouth". ...
Monday, August 6, 2012
My Jordan Memoirs
My companions, Hassan and Mohamoud each started to get busy, Mohamoud a very pious man was griping about his lack of sleep and there was dark halo around his eyes suggestive of accumulated fatigue he endured for the 30 hours journey, in addition his insides were in the monsoon season and to him it was sounding like the gale-forced winds that accompanies an equatorial rain. Hassan on the other hand was a jocular man and suddenly started entertaining the crowd and they listened like a jealous wife lends an ear to the words of a soothsayer, he was sitting near sh. Mohamed to whom they were acquainted back in Borama. I retreated to an inherent silence only answering in short sentences and I took a window seat when we departed the airport.
Friday, July 20, 2012
Soonku daranaa maanta! Eebaw Aqbal
Maalinkan Kulul ee Milica Darani dhacayo, Soonkuna noo socdo....
Monday, June 25, 2012
Let us take the Mighty Pens..
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
A pity loafer
A pity loafer I am
Who's hiding in the lum
Not wanting to sweep
Or the chores complete
At the bottom I dwell
And on my bed I swell
On darkness I thrive
And the light I despise
A pity loafer I am.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Waxaan u soo Joogay :!

Dharaar waliba sheeko cusub bay la timaad, Qorax walba oo soo baridaana waayaheeda ayay leedahay. Maalin tu kale sawaabisaa ma jirto, mid waliba waa aroor gooni ah iyo foof cusub.
Hadii Dunida lagu waarayoo daayin noqonayso, Nabi Maxamed (NNKH) baan laga direen goor la joogaba'e.
Sida taas oo kale nolosha qof wali noolyahay wacdaro iyo waayo gaar bay leedahay, badhaadhe iyo jab gaar ah bay leedahay, Madaw iyo cadaan gaar ah bay leedahay, dad iyo duunyo gaar ahna way leedahay.
Friday, March 2, 2012
=Sanad-Guuradii 40-aad ee ka soo wareegtay Qoritaanka AF-Soomaaliga
Dhigashada Fartaydaan
Kaga baxay dhibaatoo
Hawlihii ku dhaafee.
Waa inaan ku dhaataa afkayga!
~Hadraawi
Weedhahaasi ma dhab baa misa waa dhalanteed, Hadii dharaartii afka la qoray lagu dhaadanayay, maanta waaba laga dhalaalayaa, Hadii Afkani hadli lahaa, oo dhawaaqi lahaa, calaacal lamuu fadhiisteene, Inkaar iyo habaar ayuu dusha inooga tuuri lahaa, carabkiisa wax wacan oo ina sheegaya kamay soo baxeen.
Miskiinkan Laxashka Saaran, een Miciin iyo lahayn cid u gargaaraysa, Miskiinkan Milica xagaaga iyo haamadayga Jiilaalku isu waydaarteen, Miskiinkan Qorax waloo soo baxdaa rukun ka reebto, Golcas walba iyana Raxan ka qaado.
"Wixii la qoraa, Quruumo Hadhee, Muxuu Hadal qiimo leeyahay"
~Cabdi Sinimoo
Imisa Hanad baad afbartay, Imisa Aftahan baad Ilhaamisay, Imisa Abwaan baad Laaskaaga u hibeysay. Badanaa oo Badanaa galladahaagu, Yaraase ruux ciddina dhahoo wax kuu quudhay, Wax kale garan maayee, Caaqsanaa Awlaadaadu!
Waxba yaan hadalku Ila durkine waxaan ku soo duubay
Af-yahaw Irdhoobayee, Aduunyada ku gaamuray, Aayahaagu daranaa!,
Hadii aad nin door tahay, Kolay waad aragtoo, Adba waad qiyaastaye ,
Arladani dusheeda, Ayaamaad ku leedoo, Iilkii baa ku sugayee,
ina aad dhawaatay, Afar-laydan Bukaanka ah, iyadaa markhaati ah...
aan soo dhaweeyee, wacanaw afkaygaw,Arrintii xumaatee, miyaan ku aroosnaa!,
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Suugaanta Dhalaanka

Caruurtu waa Bilicda nolosha sida Eebe Ku xusay Quraanka, Caruuri waa beer, Waa Mucjisooyin luga leh, Markay ay dhoolaha kala furaan ee ay qoslaan, Xadhko ayaa ku dhaqaaqa markaasaad sidii cuudka oo kale kolba Cod iyo jabaq adiguuni aad maqlayso kaa soo yeedhaa, Xasilaad baad gashaa oo daal iyo diif wixii ku saarnaa mar qudha ayay kaa dagaan.
Markay ay soo gurguurtaan ama soo xamaartaan ama ay soo talaabsadaan ee ay goshaada ku dagaan si lama filaan ah ayaad u muusootaa,oo waxaad is aragtaa adiga oo labada dabaq ee ilkahaagu dibada yaalaan.
Dhalaanka Codadkood iyo weedhahooda aan badiyaa la dhugan karin lana fahmi karin ayaa dhagta u ah nasiimo , Hadii ay dhaguhu wax xalaal ah oo Eebahay baneeyay ku raaxsanayaan waa dhawaqa shimbiraha, Codka dhalaanka iyo Quraanka.
Haddaba Abuurkan Waalidkiisu u qabo Muxubada aan xuduudka iyo shuruuda lahayn ayaa waxa uu u sameeyay tixo iyo tiraabo soo jiidasho leh, Gaar ahaan dhinaca hooyooyinka oo iyagu ka sakow xublada sagaalka bilood iyo xanuunka fooshee, quudiya oo saba dhalaankan ilaa inta uu labadiisa lugood ku istaagi karo, kama hadhaane isagoo ciroole ah ayay wali is waydiiyaan talow caawa sidee buu ku laday? saaka siduu ku baryay?muxuu ku suganyahay? iwm.
Suugaantan lafteedu Ilmaha aad ayay uga caawin jirtay barashada afkan soomaaliga. Dad haatan waawayn ayaa aan fahmayn macnaha tuducyo badan laakiin waxaan odhanayaa, waa nasiib xumidiin hadii markaad yaraydeen ama idinkoo waynba meel agtiina ah laga qaadin.
Ta kale ee muhiimka ahi waxa ay tahay inaad taqaan ama horey u maqashay qaabka loogu dhawaaqayo ama loogu luuqaynayo oo iyadu dhadhan gooni ah u yeelaysa.
inta badan waxa ay wadaagaan ""Huwaay Huwaay Huwaayaaa"
Adoo xeebaha gudbaaya
Adoo xamar yare ku jooga
Adoo gabdho xoominaaya
Ayaan xalay kugu riyooday
oooon xalay kugu riyooday"Huwaay Huwaay Huwaayaaa"
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Ayaa dilay oo dagaalay
ayaa Dakharada ku jiiday
Ninkii dilay dayni maayo
Dagaal baa naga dhaxeeya
dab iyo qool baan u qaadan
"Huwaay Huwaay Huwaayaaa"
Tan iyo ta soo socota marka ilmahu ooyo ayaa lagu sabaa.
Ma naaskii baa gabnoobay
Gabnoobay ood godol ka wayday
ma geelii baa arooray
arooroo oon ku raagay
ma aabaa kaa socdaalay
socdaaloo socod ku raagay "Huwaay Huwaay Huwaayaaa"
Hooyadaa Ma joogtoo
Kabaheegay qaadatay
Kor iyo koonfur aaday
Geel-jire helyaa mooyi
Geed seexataa mooyi.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Tubaakada iyo Badbaadada Qoyska

markaas buu ku yidhi "Naago Naxariis iyo Jilayc waxba kuma lahee Ardooy Jiilaal cusub baa ku bilawday ma anigaad xoolahayga waxaan ka yeelayo i waydiinaysaa"
Wiil 2 gu'u Jira oo Geedi curadkiisa ah baa oohin la fadhiistay, Geedi inta uu xagiisii ku dhaqaaqay, Ardo ayaa inta ay kor u booday cunugii isku duubtay. "caruuri waa beere" , markuu ku dhawaaday ayuu miyirsaday oo is yidhi ma sabigaas baad gacan ula tagaysaa?
Inta uu shaydaankii iska naari ayuu geed waadaan ah oo reerka ku agdhawaa hoos fadhiistay.
Ardo oo yaaban oo wali amakaag dhabanada la haysata, ayaa mar ay fiidkii tahay Geedii soo kacay oo xageedii u soo dhaqaaqay. naxdin aawadeed ayaa ardo wadnaheegu dhag dhag la hayaa, markuu dul istaagay buu yidhi . "Ardooy Imisaan ku lahaa Xoolahayga waxa aan ka yeelayo ha i waydiin, Imikana wixii dhacay dhacye, oo dibigii dhiin waakaa bakhtigiisii i hor yaal taas baana murugo iigu filane!!, Dibiganu miyaad garanaysaa!!, aheey ah, Naa soco Hilibkiisa uun aan calfadee ii soo kari"
Ardo Juuq kale iyada oo aan bixin way kacday oo xagaa iyo bakhtigii dhiin bay u dhaqaaqday.
Dhacdadani mid ku cusub may ahayn Ardo, oo afarta gu'u ee ay Geedi ooridiisa ahayd, dhawr jeer ayuu sidani waa saleelee oof qaadsiiyay. Sidoo kale Ragga dagaanka oo idilba sidii uu sigaarku u soo galayba Naf kagama ay kicin oo dumarkooda oo mar kasta oo xaraaradu timaad ba bahalkiina lawaayo cadho iyo meel ka dhacba waa la sugayaa.
Ka Qayb Qaado la dagaalanka Tubaakada oo badbaadi Ardo iyo dumarka la midka ah.
Badbaadada Qoysku waa Aasaaska bulshada.
A Wikipedia Blackout!!!
Wikipedia has been around for the last decade, giving away knowledge to all those who could access the World wide web, enlightening our minds, taking darkness away, feeding our curiosity, unfolding the mysteries of this universe, and if there is another universes wikipedia would have written about it too, All that without a dime….
I still Remember the Day that I was introduced to my dear friend “Wikipedia”, I was in high school and that day I kept surfing through it, it puzzled me, it was a mind boggling experience.
It was love from first sight, but today I realized that Wikipedia is no longer a website on the internet it is part of my daily routine, it is a guru that we seek wisdom from, it is a fountain that irrigates our minds with easy accessible knowledge.
I am sure that wikipedia was started on good intentions, for that it flourished until we can see where it have reached today, 15 million articles, another proof is people are helping it grow by the second, one may argue that wikipedia is a flawed research tool, they are right but so be it because wikipedia helped us exchange knowledge, from north – south east-west, once we insert wikipedia address and click enter, we step into a whole different world, a room that all humans sit down and talk, Wikipedia is a new BABEL…
I urge my fellow Wikifans to protest by the Blog and the Keyboard to save the soverignty of our shared Loved “Wikipedia”
Oh Allah! Save us from the Balwo.
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